He served us well. He stood quietly in the corner of the science room for years, occasionally losing the odd rib, watching generations of Summerhillians poke at his patella and ask, “Is that the funny bone?”
Now, he’s no longer standing. Or intact. He’s gone, collapsed in a heap of limbs and loosely associated plastic.
It’s time for Mr Bones to retire to the art room, where he will fulfil his dream of becoming a model.
We’ve found a proper replacement: an excellent full skeleton model from Breckland Scientific. Robust. Anatomically correct. Built to survive science lessons and the occasional costume.
But he’s not cheap.
£265.73 + VAT = £318.88
Yes… a small fortune for someone with no flesh.
So we’re asking for help. Not a lot. Just enough to get him back on his (plastic) feet.
- For like £1, you could help us get a little toe.
- For £4, maybe a vertebra.
- For £10, you’ve earned a femur.
- And for £20, you’re basically buying us a skull.
(All rough estimates. We haven’t actually priced them out per bone.)
If you’d like to help, you can sponsor a body part (or two, or three) by adding them to your shopping basket right here!
We can’t bring him back. But we can buy someone eerily similar.
